Sefton Taxis

If anyone’s got any old clothes,eggsville would be gratfull for them coz the loser has to wear clothes with holes in them?

A new icecream van around,this way kiddies.

Another lookalike,i think the blank look gives it away?

Went to work tonight it was well crap,Yates and Wetherspoons were both shut coz they had no water(who wants to drink water?)
I don’t know if its just me?But….Has anyone noticed that since Snell became involved in this site its become very insulting,I don’t know if that’s a good thing, but we can all take a joke here,cant we?
I also spotted a taxi driver,driving an icecream van?
eeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr have a word later?
Just introduced a hit meter to this site and part of the agreement is I have to advertise,that’s the link underneath(blackjack)sorry for any bother?

Its gona piss down all week,nothing different.

Here we go,we’re starting a lookalike contest so here’s the first 1,any guess’s?

Gooner the brave?

Our new mate(?) Goonerman was impressing the lads about birds,cars ye know?Guy things when a kidda car pull on the back of the Yates rank,the lads say to Gooner “that’s out of order,parking on our rank” the Gooner does no more than walks over to the guy to have a word,they guy says to Gooner F*** Off,so Gooner does as he’s told,a police car passes and the lads wind Gooner up again,so like a knob,he flags the police car down and says to the copper,move that fella off our rank please mister,the copper says “nothing to do with us mate,get in touch with sefton council,in the mean time,the fella who was parked there walks out and see’s Gooner talking to the plod,and says”i i their ye f***ing grass” to which Gooner replies,i didn’t grass,bowed his head and walked away?
I got asked 3 times on Sat if i’d take six,must be new drivers coz i don’t,neither does any self respecing drivers,I also cot threatened by some Knobhead coz i wouldn’t take six from south rd to rimrose vally,told me he took steroids,cant argue with that can ye?

If they where to drown who would you save first?
Mum/Dad, Son/Daughter, Cat/Dog or whoever.
We from the blog this team asked some local taxi drivers their thoughts.

Driver Chose of who to save What they said!
Young Stanley
Brains (his oldest taxi buddy who introduced him to the trade)
Carl (his holiday partner)
Er, I’d save the dude coz if Carl got his hair wet he’d want to drown any way
Goonerman
His Gooner
His mother in law who seen his wowser in the shower
I drive a T40,SSK,1,400
And it wasn’t my mother in law it was my uncle dressed up
John Keyo
Cleggy
The paki
Can’t choose coz &*&*&*&^*hhjty67^&^&^& in cleggys all day and then when harrys on I **^*$#%^&&**! Of a night
Jeff Ready
His villa
His fleet of cabs
I,d have to save my fleet coz my villa coundn’t drown untill the pump was fixed!
ALBI
His Mrs
A Member of staff fro Sayers
What do you think?
YOUNG SNELLGROVE
His Horse
Phil McCann
His horse coz there’s not as mutch shit!
Richard
His wardrobe
His personallity
Neither are worth jack shit
Mick Kendall
His Familly
His Phone a Friend
Got to be his familly,he must have a stash to last him a few days till he finds another?
Andy Taylor
Jeff Ready
Sizzler
He’d have to toss a coin coz according to metros finest they are both verry close to him?