Sefton Taxis

Mad Mick,words fail me now?bought them trainers in (FLORIDA)……………(get off my cab you retard)

What’s going on,i ask ye?

Last wed(I think) I got called into Maghull Police Station to give a statement of what happened .Like I fucked a police car and my passengers ,as ye do ? July 17 i’l be awol, got paid 4 lst bump,

Walshy’s day man(the African Grey) had a bit of dammage to the underside of his cab?

Postman Pat’s Van is back on the road(does some damage this)9To be continued)

This pic may be poor but a fox stopped and looked at me on Gorsey Lane!

CURRICULUM VITAE

NAME: Ricky Dewsbury (Goonerman)
ADDRESS: 3 Walton hall avenue
Liverpool
L4 6UD
TELEPHONE: 0151 523 1014
07958306047
DATE OF BIRTH: 01/07/1979

EDUCATION: 1994 – 1996
Betic training unit 10 & 11
Millers bridge
Bootle
1991 – 1994
Home tuition centre
Gorsey lane
Formby
1990 – 1991
St George of England
High school
Fernhill road
Bootle( Expelled for being analed by Mr Bumsworth the Geography teacher)
QUALIFICATIONS: City & guilds foundation level numeracy
City & guilds foundation level communication
Merseyside in shore rescue training Basic introduction to first aid
Merseyside open college federation basic english programme

EMPLOYEMENT: 1995 – 2001
Astroquest Ltd
Orell mount
Bootle
L20
0151 922 680

Company Astroquest Ltd closed in 2001 due to no work.
During my employment with Astroquest Ltd I was a brake bounder using a large selection of equipment and machinery. These included shot blasting machinery.

2002 – 2004
A&B Engines Ltd
Orell mount
Bootle
L20
0151 922 3352

Company A&B Engines took over Astroquest Ltd in 2002
re-employed by new owners. Laid off on the 9th of July due to no work.
At A&B Engines Ltd I was a delivery driver. Delivering necessary parts to relevant places using a company van.

PERSONAL STATEMENT: I have gained a number of understandings through schooling and employment. Employment has played a big part for me as I really enjoy doing the necessary work. I am hard working and reliable. I work well within a team or on my own.
REFERENCE:
Richard Beebly
A&B Engines Ltd
Orell Mount
Bootle
L20
0151 922 3352

The Wetherby Hillbillies

On the taxi drivers, racing day out to Thirsk, we where all amused by the Clampet stile antics of Mr+Mrs Stretch on the way home from Wetherby. Smooching on the coach, slobbering pizza on the coach but best of all having a big fight and then going there separate ways. This next song is a tribute to their antics so stay tuned for the Wetherby Hillbillies.

Now, let me tell you story ‘bout a man name stretch
A poor taxi driver but he kept his family fed
Then one night he’s in the chippy for some food
And off fucked his bird on another booze cruise

Baccy that is, golden Virginia!

Next thing ye know young stretch says to Clare
I ain’t makin money from me petty taxi fare
They say down the Carlton is the place you want to be
For the lot’in loot’in sellin of your packs of L an B!!!
Don’t come back now D’ye hear!

Vinny gives reds reality check

Thousands upon thousands paved the streets of the city on Thursday night to give a hero’s welcome to the likes of Gerrard Garcia and wheel brace victim Carragher. Our very own Vinny (90) had other ideas on his mind. While fans adorned the teams colours, kited out their kids and waved red and white flags, Vinny stood firm and proud in a 1994 replica away jersey, to remind Wednesday nights European victors of the days when they where shit! Or was he simply just pledging his support and he’s a Fucking tramp? I let you be the judge.

Did some favours in his time?