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Last xmas 2004 I bought a DVD recorder from ASDA (WALLMART) I thought it was the bees knees then it all went downhill and packed inn,I paid 140 squid 4 it but when I took it back in March 2005 it had gone down to 120 squid,so the lady on the help desk,who was very friendly asked if I wanted another one,I said yes and was given a 20 pound refund…….And a 12 month warranty……..Who was I to complain?But I noticed the lady didn’t check the DVD recorder……It was a 4Kus and was a piece of crap,it was ok for recording half hour shows but when it got hot it missed frames,Luke told me the ASDA had a new line in DVD recorders called cyberhome for 68 squid,so I dug my receipt out took the old one back,got an exchange another 12 months warranty and 50 quid in my arse pocket,that’s why I’m writing this,getting pissed on Stella while you’s losers are out working the road,get my drift…….ow by the way it plays avi,divx,the likes……Slater Lids
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Alby got a job off the set for “ARROW PARK HOSPITAL” but he only went to the “ORRELL PARK BALLROOM” instead…………………………………..words fail…..
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This guy is pure quality.
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This doesent look too safe,funny though!
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Click on the above for this quality link off Luke!
I love animals, and am willing to care for pets after the Christian Rapture.
I am not, and never have been a born-again Christian.
I believe it is immoral to have sex with animals, and have no desire to do so.
I believe it is immoral to consume common domesticated pets (note: this includes goldfish!), and have no desire to do so.
(these are the clause’s …Really)
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One of the greatest bands of all time!
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I’ve just sussed how to install videos onto this blog so it should get more interesting? Snow Patrol’s Run is one of my fav songs of all time,bit out of sync,but working on it!Later Lids
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Whats going on with Elts cab?upon asking the chap he said”fucking vandalls”but he didnt know what the letter W stood for on his bonnet………………………..I could think of one?

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Kenny had the misfortune of picking up a loser,when getting the tit home,he walked into his house and never came back out,so getting a bit concerned,kenny gives a knock on the door,the guy’s wife answers and says he’s got no money.So Kenny says “well that’s ok,I’ll get the police”the bitch says “do that”So Kenny goes back to his cab and uses his radio to get the police,the police want his mobile number and say there on the way out,in the meantime the bitch comes out and throws the money in Kenny’s face.Kenny gets off after about 20 mins!Then out of the blue gets a phone call off the police saying”fuckinghell lad you’s have to put up with some shit,that woman’s attitude fucking stunk,and she admitted throwing the money in your face,so we gave her a 80 pound Anti Social behavior fine”…….WOW …..How goods that?
UPDATE.
144 Harris Drive (I’ll try for a photo of the house)