Sefton Taxis

Take it easy on the Turkey ppl,this is what it does to you?

Driving down Knowsley Road (again) I see Snellys cab parked up and slow down to see if he’s ok,”Gaz theirs a young girl getting a hiding here” he tells me so I do a uturn park behind him while he sees if the girl is ok,I hadn’t even got out my cab when I see a police van opposite so I give a beep to get Snells attention and point to the police van,so,while the police are sorting it out,Snell comes over to tell me what happened,turns out it was just two teenagers having a scrap,then something attracts my attention to my passenger window,a small scrawny smackhead looking guy doing a mongey laugh,”what does the smackhead want” I ask,”dunno”then the walks round”what’s happening”he asks,so snell says”a young girls just been battered and someone phoned the police so it’s all underhand now”then the guy says “my mate got shot ye know(he mentioned his name but I forgot coz I wasn’t interested)”.The look on Snells face was a picture as his jaw dropped and said”did he” this started me laughing as I’d met this guy b4 and knew he was a crackpot,”I’ll see ye later Gaz”snell tells me and gets in his cab,so the loon starts telling me more crap,”he’s a so and so (pointing at Snell)and I’ve got both your reg’s,I know the (gangsters name I’ve never heard of)they love me” “that’s smashin that lad” I tell him as I start to turn my steering wheel to drive away,so I gave the guy a little hand gesture,the police were laughing at him as well.
TO BE UPDATED

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This guy is weird,rumors going round he was in a coma once for a few months,anyway,he’s a part time driver(got a day job works the cab Thurs- Sun)so Saturday Young Harry the operator blows out anyone handy the office to change a tyre for Tony,he’d already been in the office and said”I’ve got a flat tyre” and Harry said “so” so we all forgot about him coz nowone likes him any way,the after a while we get the same message “anyone handy the office to change a tyre for Tony” then unbelievable someone offers to do it,came down the office and changed Tony’s tyre while he stands their and watches????????I used to be a tyre fitter and I was thinking that he wanted a new tyre fitting onto a rim and was going to offer my helping hand,lucky I didn’t,coz if I’d had turned up and saw he only wanted his wheel changing coz he had a flat and didn’t want to get his hands dirty I would have had to give him a slap………………. That is taking the Piss?

It appears that some of our drivers who do school jobs are not very honest,when the kid(s) off it slips their mind to let the office know………I think we should name and shame them…..What do you’s think?

Steven Ready Might be a few things but one thing he’s not is an Electrician,doing a bit of DIY wiring,he switched off the mains,took of the face plate of a socket,realized then that he needed his Stanley knife………But couldednt find it………So he had to switch the mains back on,found his Stanley knife and started to cut back wires………..THEN …………….BBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ,Mains were still on and as he tried to pull away he slashed his thumb with the knife,now this is not funny and shame on any of you that laughed,but when he told his daughter the story,young Emma said,funny you should say that but,I came home the other day and the cat was standing still shaking,so she took the baby out his pram took his coat of and saw to him,then she remembered the cat,looking at him again,he was still in the same spot shaking……..So she went over to it…………On closer inspection,it had only bit into an electric cable and was getting electrocuted…..LOL………But its a happy ending the cat made a full recovery……Just lost a few lives?

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The band have now recruited a new drummer called Tom,they had band practice tonight and all went well,better than thought,so now things are back on the road,gigs coming soon!

Kids just set fire to bins and do what they want,but if you see them and do nothoing they will carry on doing it?

Byronb tagged me for this?
1: I’m not a morning person,i work nights,sometimes getting home at 5am,then i get up at 8.30 to run ppl to work,school,so i’m pretty grumpy in the morning!i’m O.K. after a few more hours kip!
2: I speak my mind,if someone starts telling lies,i’ll say “shut up you lying bastard”
3: I’m easily bored,if someone starts telling me a story and it goes on too long i’ll sart closing my eyes and nodding my head like i’m falling asleep.
4: If i dont like a person and they start telling me a story i’ll ask “is this going to take long”
5: I only wear glasses at night,my eyesight’s O.K. in the daytime,it’s a bit Clarke Kent,ppl who know me dont recognise me in the cab?
6: i eat with my fork in my right hand,this bothers other ppl more than it bothers me?
7: We have 2 family cat’s who hate me,when my mrs opens the back door they run towards her,when i open it they start running then stop in their tracks when they see it’s me,i think its down to me trying to catch them when going on holliday and the screaming while im trying to get them into cat box’s while their slashing my arms?
8: I love my bed,i try and stay in it as long as i can,i hate it to look girl’y,women always make the bed to look girl’y.
9: cycling,i love rideing my bike,it’s my birthday soon and i’m going to tap my mrs 4 a new bike,full suspention… as ye do
So Their’s my nine.
I Tag Munther and Khalid