Sefton Taxis

I hope you’s dont think i’ve turned gay but i had to share these pictures of roses from my garden?

WHY……WHY……do ppl  tell you where they want to go,ask if you know where it is,you tell them “yes” then they start giving you directions,”next left driver”,i could understand it if i told them”i don’t know where that is”but even if it’s over ten miles away you’ll get them nearly their an they’ll say “next right driver” or they’ll say it’s third on your right now driver then start counting like retards, ooooooooonnnneeeeeeee,tttttttttttwwwwwwwwwooooooooooo, tttthhhhhhhhhreeeeeeeeee,i know i’m only a f**king taxi driver but i can count up to three(ask the tax man)

And why when someones pissed out their brains,do the people with them say “He’s-She’s not drunk(i cant tell can i) they’ve got heat stroke,diabetic,food poison,been spiked i do get a lot of these exuse’s and even if a person’s pissed out their brains,i’ll take them home under the condition that if they honk in my cab it’s 25 quid on top of the fair and another person who’s soberish goes with them,you’d be amazed about the number of people who put pissed people in taxis and think its then the drivers problem.     

Another good moan is when people get in my cab and you can tell they want discount and start asking”do you know so and so” i fell for this years ago,i now say “no”they come back with”you must do,everyone knows him”"i don’t”"are you only a new driver”"yes”(only 20 years)”ow,if you see ****** tell him i was asking about him” “yer,OK,i will (forgotten already)

Our Cath went to see Patti Smith last night and to everyone amazement the legendary singer came outside while they were queing and said “hello Liverpool” and took their photograph,not wanting to be outdone she took her camera out her bag and snaped her.

April 15th was the infamous day of Hillsborough disaster,but…..take the word April and spell it backwards,L=London,I=Istanbul,R=Rome,P=Paris and A=Athens?All the places Liverpool Fc have won the European cup,take 15th as well 1+5=? 6 by any chance…….or am i hoping for too much,have to wait and see……… 

Last night i was driving out of Waterloo when i could see 3 ppl running,as i got closer i could see that it was 2 police women chasing after a local smack head girl and they must have been running for a while coz they looked pretty knackered and were going quite slow and the second police woman had gave up now,the girl had done a right into Sandringham Rd so i pulled over by the second police woman,got her in my cab,did a u turn,drove down Sandringham Rd and dropped her off next to the girl who’ed stopped now through exhaustion lol.(the police woman didn’t say much coz she was out of breath,just a thanx mate as she got out).

Am i holding the world record,in a single shift last week i had two nutters,not at the same time,two separate jobs and both were straight jacket material,the first guy looked about 60,exchanged some small talk about being too old for all this, then i think i hear him having a sneezing attack,look in my mirror and he’s shooting ppl with an imaginary rifle,when he gets out he says “sorry about that lad,it’s them Kosovo’s,bad ppl,you have to take them to the amunition dumps and let them have it”……Yerrrrrrrrrrrr rite.

The second seemed normal at first,i picked him up from the Cat and the Fiddle,he wanted to go to Seaforth so as we were driving down Linacre Rd he piped up “hey mate,ye know these little bastards round here,if they ever give you any shit,give me a buzz,i’ a busy (police man) and i’ll come down here and rip their fu**ing face’s off,were’s the trouble round round here?” it was about 2.30 in the morning a Monday as well so i had to say “nar their isn’t any,it’s all quiet this time of night” so he starts to get a bit exited now saying “I’s it ,is it,wait till you get round this corner then” we got round the corner and their wasn’t a soul in sight,he changed his mind then and wanted to go to Waterloo,he never said another word till he got out and paid me,wow,was i glad to see the back of him,freaked me out big time…..

Surly nowone’s had three?

Something weird about our Caths mates,they can levitate?

This guy chats crap to taxi drivers and any one who’l listen to him,but he’s harmless,so….what may you think has he done to deserve this……..he got cracked while he was in the pub toilet,they threw him out and phoned the police…..