Allans story.
Sitting in me cab one day. Gooner comes to see me. Do you want a 01 plate Laguna £20.00 per week. Nar mate, mine will do me another year I said. Nar get one of these there sounds a week later oh gone on then. Gets back too me I have got you 1 1900 Synamique Metallic Blue just got a scratch on door its back in body shop getting done. So I scrapped my R registration Laguna (bad mistake). Week later still no car, Gooner says he fucked me about he got you another car. Another week or two no car, now he got me another car but it got sensor problems week later they found the problem. Second hand brain on it that cannot be fixed, so he goes to Malvern’s, Derby Road, he got me one, sound. Goners sorting finance for me. Now he says car not worth it, wants me to pay 4½ years for it. Now he is lending me the money to get one so we go to have a look at one in Barmouth Way, car no good so then he takes me too Haydock Auctions but it shut. Then he says I can have his one he is buying a Golf. Gets his Golf but still no car for me. Then the night I am meant to get his,his bird’s brother been in a car crash in Wales so she needs the car because he cannot get insured in Golf just yet. Then he splits from his bird so he needs his car. So I tell him too forget it and you can pay £200. car insurance as I kept mine going for nearly three months. So he rings me and says he has got me a W registration Laguna it’s booked in for a MOT the next day. So on the way back from footy I say to him, go to Worcester garage,I will meet you there no he says go to yours, the car failed so me and John goes there anyway, low and behold no car their,The lads haven’t MOT a Laguna. Then he sees me on rank and says car passed the MOT I will get it taxed tomorrow. Next day no tax so he sends his sister Chester to do it because it’s on disability. Next day its taxed but the water pumps gone, when he drove it out of garage. So it’s in garage getting done. I have it tonight he says.
This not too mention every car he got me he says it’s on its way too yours or it will be ready next day. So three months later I have got no car and I am £200 out of pocket. All because I give him the benefit of doubt because he got me my Laguna and we should of gone to Warrington too pickup one up as well before he said I could have his.
I got this story of Alan,Friday,Saturday I get a text message saying Gaz don’t put an ending on this story,its still going on.
Sat,hear we go,the hose is split and theirs a worn bolt,sorting it today and it’s deffo going to need a valet,but goners looking after Al so he’s got him a set of matt’s….
Sat p.m.the guys done the car,hose and bolt,he’s just got to pick his mrs up now and and run the car round to to make sure theirs no air locks and the temp’s ok.
Sunday,15 th July,the guy who’s got the car has been called out on a breakdown?
To be updated lol
Monday,16 th July,the guy should have dropped the car off last night as he’s already been paid for the work?
to be updated
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Don’t tell me – Gooner is really the alias of Jeffrey Archer exMP, who is currently driving a taxi in the Liverpool area to gather local colour for his next novel ???
Comment by ByronB July 16, 2007 @ 9:49 am
this guy is hilarious !
Comment by Munther July 16, 2007 @ 5:13 pmByron,is this guy for real.
Comment by seftontaxis July 18, 2007 @ 12:27 amMunther,he is comedy value?
ok… is this a real story?
i really enjoy reading what you write… i have a hard time w/ the words… took me a bit to figure out “nar”… and “bird”… is that “wife”?
Comment by um naief July 23, 2007 @ 3:01 pmUm Naief,as far fetched as this seams it’s the gospel truth and the lies are still going on,the latest is the guy who’s got the car is now on holiday, nar usually goes with the sentence “nar your alrite” meaning no thanx….and yer bird is wife or girlfriend
Comment by seftontaxis July 25, 2007 @ 11:56 pmyou know, what’s really sad is that these ppl that are believing this guy’s lies are more than likely really good ppl.
i can’t stand ppl like these liars. they take total advantage of others w/out a care in the world.
he’ll get his… sooner or later.
Comment by um naief July 29, 2007 @ 8:02 pmHe has done,see serial liar pt1,and this story will go on for a while now,and more cracked heads to come when a guy comes back off holiday from Ibitha……….something had to be done,you cant chat shit forever.
Comment by seftontaxis July 30, 2007 @ 1:10 am