Sefton Taxis

A local drug dealer asked me how mutch i got paid  for theise ads,telling him i didnt know he said “you better watch youself round here with that on your cab”

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This is one of our Caths mates bands,i think they are quality,love em.

WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO GET YOU CABBIES TO JOIN US ON OUR DAY OUT TO SOUTHPORT.

A FREE HACKNEY BADGE MAYBE

COME WITH US AND YOUR NAME AND BADGE NUMBER WILL BE TAKEN ON THE DAY AND WHEN YOU RENEW YOUR BADGE IT WILL BE FREE OF CHARGE, YES THATS RIGHT YOU WONT HAVE TO PAY FOR IT.

FOR ALL YOU CABBIES THAT DONT WANT TO DRESS YOUR CAB UP BECAUSE YOUR NOW DRIVING A NEW ONE, DONT PANIC WE WOULD RATHER HAVE YOU THERE WITH A BALDY CAB THAN NOT THERE AT ALL.

FOR ALL YOU CABBIES THAT SAY “NO THEY WONT NEED ME THEY ALWAYS END UP WITH ENOUGH CABS”, WE ALWAYS NEED CABS, ALWAYS.

BY THE WAY YOU WILL NOT BE LEFT WITH A CHILD OR CHILDREN TO MIND, EACH CHILD HAS THEIR OWN CARER, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS DRIVE THERE AND BACK, IN A CONVOY OF TAXIS, EAT THE FREE FOOD ON OFFER, GO PLAY ON THE RIDES ALL DAY IF YOU WANT, AND JUST BE HAPPY FOR THE DAY.

COME ON COME WITH US.

EVEN IF YOUR SEFTON OR KNOWSLEY YOU CAN NOW COME WITH US IF YOU WANT CHECK OUT OUR WEBSITE FOR MORE DETAILS www.blindchildrensouting.tk AND FOR CONTACT DETAILS.

WE LEAVE FROM THE ROYAL SCHOOL FOR THE BLIND IN CHURCH ROAD IN WAVERTREE ABOUT 11AM BUT IF YOUR COMING GET THERE BY ABOUT 9AM PLEASE, THE EARLIER THE BETTER FOR THE TEAS, COFFEES, AND THINGS.

Whats wrong with this shirt

Only great minds can read this

This is an add for a New Zealand beer,i’ve got to taste this b4 i die lol.

This local oddball got his name coz he looks like roy cropper from coronation street,ive also heard him getting called the bag man coz he’s always got carrier bags in his hands,so i was sitting in the back of Allans cab having a chat when this guy walks past and Al asks me “hey gaz,what the f**k does he carry around in them bags” “dunno”i say”probably body parts” so Al goes on…..”shall i ask him?”……..a grin goes on my face and i said “i cant see why not” so he beeps his horn a few times which he ignores then shouts “hey mate,whats in the bags” …..the guy stops dead in his tracks……looks at him in a confused sort of way….then crosses the road walking over to him…………….i’ve started giggling now……he getts to his window and says”what did you say”……so Al asks..”i see you walking all the time i was wondering whats in the bags?”……………………The guy gave him a disturbing look,looked at me in the back of the cab and shook his head and walked away…………….he must have been sayin to himself………WIERDO’S.lol.

Jubilee Wood,starts from Netherton,were i liveand goes out towards Maghull although snobs will tell you its in Maghull,its a beutifull area and these are the pics i took when i went out on my bike over 2 days (you can notice the weather change) my youngest daughter also planted some of the trees(first link bottem right),i havent seen the owl statue yet but will soon,also there was a red car bonnet in the river,if it doesent get moved soon i’ll drag it out myself,hope you’s enjoy the slideshow……take care….Gaz.

sites to view

Jubilee Wood Trust

Jubilee wood trust pdf

Sefton Meadows

Capital Of Culture

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