Sefton Taxis


Saw this in BOOTS reminded me os someone?cant thi…
September 20, 2005, 11:13 pm
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Saw this in BOOTS reminded me os someone?cant think who?

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Our mate Jay only dyed his hair for his Wedding?
September 20, 2005, 7:33 am
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Our mate Jay only dyed his hair for his Wedding?



Jeff Ready printed this.Luke was impressed except…
September 19, 2005, 1:55 pm
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Jeff Ready printed this.Luke was impressed except for the K.N.A.L. coz he did 3 years in collage!



ALFIE MONFA
September 15, 2005, 7:38 am
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MY DAYMAN AND MATE ALF RETIRED TODAY…………………………………………….I’M GOING TO MISS THAT GUY…………………………………………..WHEN I GOT IN THAT CAB,IT WOULD ALWAYS BE SPOTLESS AND TANKED UP PROPLEY………………..I HAVE NOTHING BUT RESPECT FOR THE GUY…………………TAKE CARE ALF AND ENJOY THE RETIREMENT,YOU DESERVE IT.



Taxi News
September 14, 2005, 10:07 pm
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Our mate Albi got coughed taking 6 people to town,he took the bait of getting offered 30 quid,the hackney police nabbed him as he was dropping off,told him to report to the Liverpool hackney office,when doing so,he got his legs severely slapped,putting him on probation for 18 months…….. Then young Danny Bolton gets collared picking up in town by Liverpool hackney. ……………………. Billy 80 has a crash on Gorsey Lane ,his fault,then goes on holiday while his cabs getting fixed(he should have more crashes)………Now for the bad news. Gary the Kirby Kidda is leaving us,going back on the private hire! I’ll miss that lad,he was pure class!



Luke
September 14, 2005, 9:46 pm
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IM sure this story has been twisted to be funnier but here goes, I hear Luke was in metros office about to go on holiday to his caravan in Spain,people were saying Luke shouldn’t you be going?When he eventually left I heard Peggy’s father drove them,who is 77 years old,there was a bit of road works and diversions,but when they got to Blackpool instead of Manchester things got a bit worrying. Eventually when they got to Manchester the flight had already boarded,but Luke was insisting to be let on,saying he was going to sue them,the girl tells him you are too late,the best I can do is give you a free flight in the morning. Free sas Luke I’ve already paid,No you’ve missed that flight you paid for and I don’t have to give you anything.So Luke and Peggy had to stay in the airport overnight but, hey they got there in the end?
UPDATE
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Spoke to Luke,said he’s not telling what really happened coz as ye know(famouse quote here)(the truth is nowere near as funny)……………………………(thats my line by the way)



News
September 14, 2005, 2:00 pm
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Hiya people,I got in touch with my solicitors today about the letter of liability I received yesterday,and he told me it was nothing to worry about,just the other police man in the passenger seat trying it on,and him not being able to enjoy his holiday in Corfu?What can I say,my heart bleeds for the guy,and as for-I) Failed to head or act upon the red traffic signal- ii) Drove to fast- iii) Failed to allow precedence to the other vehicle which was traveling through a green light- iv) Failed to act upon the warning lights and sirensof the police vehicle- v) Failed to take any adequate care for the safety of the claimant, thus exposing him to a foreseeable risk of injury. ——WHAT——– I didn’t realize I was such a knobhead ? I’ll drive more safely in the future officer,Honest? Maybe the two police guys don’t get on with each other and they are both claiming of each other?