Sefton Taxis

August 28, 2006, 1:05 am
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An Irish man An Aussie and a scouser were in a pub,they see a man sitting at a table who looks like Jesus Christ,so they send him over 3 pints,larger,guiness bitter.So later Jesus comes over to thank the men for the drinks,he shakes the hand of Paddy who is instantly cured of his arthritus,he shakes hands with the Aussie who is instantly cured of his bad back,the scouser shouts don’t you fucking touch me,I’m on disability benefit!…………………………LOL

While we can all have a laugh about our selfs,its only funny if you know its meant as a joke?A guy who owned a bar in Cyprus told us a shit joke “what do you call a scouser on a bike” so i ruined the joke and told him “a robber” this joke might have been slighly funny if the guy was a mate,but he we left,and he never got a tip,but,his bar will never take off,till he learns when he knows a person good enough to insult them?

What do you think?


August 19, 2006, 3:14 am
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The band have their first gig at the Zanzibar on seal street supporting the wombatts,they emailed a lott of clubs and these got back to them.2/9/06
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August 19, 2006, 2:59 am
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I was just pulling on the Yates rank at about 12.30am when I saw an old fat guy stick his hand out at the shoe market buss stop,so I thought weird fucker and took no notice,if he wanted a cab,he only had to cross the road,so I got out may cab for a gass and looking over the road the guy looked like he had a torch in his hand,(must be his mobile phone I thought)about half an hour later I’m heading back to Yates,when I see Luke pulling away from the weird guy and joined the Yates rank,so I had to ask didn’t I ?”what went on their Luke” he says “the guys a fucking nutter,he flagged me,so I pulled over,he walked in front of my cab,shone a torch at my number plate and said”I’ve got your number,I was only looking at my watch””

August 19, 2006, 2:48 am
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I Did’nt Know Sonic Was A Ramones Fan
August 15, 2006, 8:26 am
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August 15, 2006, 2:29 am
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I picked up a young couple and an elderly woman (the girls mother) they were going to a party and wanted to stop off at an off license for some ale,the young girl goes into the shop then walks straight back out to the cab,opens the door and says “hey ma,ye know when we were snorting before,what did you do with my card”………………………………Classy or what?

Toilet Signs
August 14, 2006, 2:35 am
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