Sefton Taxis

May 31, 2007, 1:45 am
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2.jpg1.jpgI hope you’s dont think i’ve turned gay but i had to share these pictures of roses from my garden?


May 28, 2007, 2:02 am
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WHY……WHY……do ppl  tell you where they want to go,ask if you know where it is,you tell them “yes” then they start giving you directions,”next left driver”,i could understand it if i told them”i don’t know where that is”but even if it’s over ten miles away you’ll get them nearly their an they’ll say “next right driver” or they’ll say it’s third on your right now driver then start counting like retards, ooooooooonnnneeeeeeee,tttttttttttwwwwwwwwwooooooooooo, tttthhhhhhhhhreeeeeeeeee,i know i’m only a f**king taxi driver but i can count up to three(ask the tax man)

And why when someones pissed out their brains,do the people with them say “He’s-She’s not drunk(i cant tell can i) they’ve got heat stroke,diabetic,food poison,been spiked i do get a lot of these exuse’s and even if a person’s pissed out their brains,i’ll take them home under the condition that if they honk in my cab it’s 25 quid on top of the fair and another person who’s soberish goes with them,you’d be amazed about the number of people who put pissed people in taxis and think its then the drivers problem.     

Another good moan is when people get in my cab and you can tell they want discount and start asking”do you know so and so” i fell for this years ago,i now say “no”they come back with”you must do,everyone knows him””i don’t””are you only a new driver””yes”(only 20 years)”ow,if you see ****** tell him i was asking about him” “yer,OK,i will (forgotten already)

A Wee Joke
May 26, 2007, 4:45 pm
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Patti Smith
May 21, 2007, 4:44 pm
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Our Cath went to see Patti Smith last night and to everyone amazement the legendary singer came outside while they were queing and said “hello Liverpool” and took their photograph,not wanting to be outdone she took her camera out her bag and snaped her.patti.jpg

European Cup Final
May 19, 2007, 3:31 am
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stevieg.jpgApril 15th was the infamous day of Hillsborough disaster,but…..take the word April and spell it backwards,L=London,I=Istanbul,R=Rome,P=Paris and A=Athens?All the places Liverpool Fc have won the European cup,take 15th as well 1+5=? 6 by any chance…….or am i hoping for too much,have to wait and see……… 

My Good Deed
May 15, 2007, 12:51 pm
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Last night i was driving out of Waterloo when i could see 3 ppl running,as i got closer i could see that it was 2 police women chasing after a local smack head girl and they must have been running for a while coz they looked pretty knackered and were going quite slow and the second police woman had gave up now,the girl had done a right into Sandringham Rd so i pulled over by the second police woman,got her in my cab,did a u turn,drove down Sandringham Rd and dropped her off next to the girl who’ed stopped now through exhaustion lol.(the police woman didn’t say much coz she was out of breath,just a thanx mate as she got out).

You Can’t Get Into My Cab If?
May 14, 2007, 2:19 am
Filed under: Taxi

1: your covered in blood(dont care if it wasent your fault,phone the police)

2:your covered in spew?

3:you’ve wet yourself

4:you have to be carried to the cab.

5:You cant remember where you live.

6:You”ve just been thrown out another cab.

7:You look like a smackhead.(drivers usually avoid these type of ppl)

8:You look like a knobhead.(your doing something stupid)

9:Theirs more than 5 of you’s and your going to offer the driver mega bucks(unlucky)

10:You want to go about 10 miles away and go in a house to get the money to pay me!