Sefton Taxis


WELCOME BACK
August 27, 2007, 12:21 am
Filed under: Taxi, Uncategorized

My first week back off my hols,all went well bit hard to get back into things,had a good week till last night….Sat.got a radio job ,Pizza shop Seaforth Road,2 young kiddas,one gets in the other says so and so road Huyton(15 miles away) so i say “listen lads.its like this,i want 20 quid up front to go their”so they look shocked and start arguing that I’ll get paid when i get their,i tell them I’m not prepared to go out that way without money up front…..when the lad standing outside boots the wing mirror off the the cab,so i drove off with the other still in the back but he jumped out and the door closed,i wasn’t thinking properly so i threw the cab into a skid and turned it round to try and run them over (doesn’t sound good in the light of day) and then they threw a beer bottle at my windscreen……………shook me up for a few Min’s……………..tis a lot scarier at the time,but ………….this is my livelihood……………….?wing.jpg

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M.O.T. Time
August 27, 2007, 12:01 am
Filed under: Good News

car.jpgYous all remember when my car got recalled to the Fiat dealer Leaders Of Liverpool,they told me my indicators were flashing white instead of orange and the exhaust was badly corroded,well the exhaust pipe finally blew,so i got it replaced,then……they started…..your both back tyres have nicks in the side wall’s that will fail the m.o.t. and your front left is down to 3 mill,smashing……….put the car in for the M.O.T. and it……………………….FAILED…………………………

WHAT MAY YOU ASK WITH ALL THEM PROBLEMS………

The handbrake needed adjusting

Cost me a tenner?

(p.s.this is not outside my house,it’s the guy’s who sold me the car?)



THE MURDER OF RHYS JONES
August 25, 2007, 2:57 am
Filed under: Uncategorized

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Rhys Jones was murdered in Croxteth,Liverpool aged 11,shot in the back of the neck by a boy who could have been aged about 13……………… What in god’s name could a 11 year old kid do to make someone want to kill him?………as his mother said “he was only a baby”…



THE CAVES OF DRACH
August 21, 2007, 10:04 pm
Filed under: Uncategorized

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The Caves Of Drach(dragon) ,are Majorca’s biggest tourist attraction,so i had to give it a go,its a stalagmite cave with a large lake in it,at the end of the tour,everyone sits in a large auditorium,they dim the lights and three lit up rowing boats appear in the distance playing classical music,they row past turn round and disappear into the darkness again,wonderful trip,I’d recommend it to anyone.

On the way the tour operator starts telling us about Majorca also being famous for its pearls (i didn’t know that) and that on the way we were going to stop at the first ever pearl factory in Majorca and see how the pearls were made………..Call me stupid but i was under the impression that pearls came out of oysters and i was expecting like an aquarium type of thing….how wrong was i ?pearls1.jpg



Had a few beers while i was away!
August 19, 2007, 4:54 pm
Filed under: Uncategorized

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What’s been going on while i was away?missed yous all………,Them all inc hols are way past cool,i ate more in that week that I’d usually eat in a month!not to mention getting gassed every night,the holiday was truly wonderful,taxi drivers had us off a few times,but you expect that,not going to kick up a storm about 2 euros,our hotel was nowhere near the beach so they laid a bus on took you out at either 10 or 11 am and picked you back up at 4pm and gave you a picnic box to take out,witch was crap,a lot of bread , salami,an apple ,orange and 2 bottle’s of water,coming home,waiting for the bus outside a hotel,an old German guy stopped and started talking to me in German,i just stared at him and shook my head till he walked away,he should have known i was English seeing that i had a pair of union jack shorts on lol.



Donald Pleasance?
August 6, 2007, 1:42 am
Filed under: Lookalike

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Dug up an old pic of me when i used to razor my head and John Lennon specs were out,the lads used to call me Donald Pleasance……dont know why?



Hit Rock Bottom
August 1, 2007, 12:28 am
Filed under: FUNNY

This is when you know you’ve hit rock bottom when you have to pick ciggy stumps up?