Sefton Taxis

Baldy Fred
November 28, 2007, 1:58 am
Filed under: FUNNY, Lookalike, loser, Taxi, Uncategorized

Will someone please buy this guys cab and plate,im sick to death of hearing the crap that comes out his mouth?baldy.jpg

The jobs on it’s arse,and he’s talking about getting a rise?beyond belief?baldy%20fred1.jpg


Jeff The Body Builder
November 28, 2007, 1:45 am
Filed under: FUNNY


Jeff,one of Metro’s not so tall drivers put a bit of weight on when he packed in the cigs,so he’s now took up weight training to get back into shape……..and it’s working?photo-0164.jpgphoto-0165.jpg

Albi Got Bottled!
November 21, 2007, 12:24 am
Filed under: Taxi

alb11.jpgOne of our better mates Albi got hit over the headalb22.jpg with a bottle Thursday night,i was quite shocked with the amount of blood he’d lost as i was one of the first drivers their and i was getting a bit of a cob on with Albi trying to find out were the lads had gone who did it to him with him being concussed and in shock,but we never found them,the story went……3 shits did a runner and left the door open as they got off so he got out his cab to shut the door when they came back and said “want a go do ye” so Albi being his polite self said “do one lads i’m not arsed about the 4 quid” then hit him with a bottle as he tried to get back in his cab…….Brave Bootle Heads…….alb3.jpg

I couldent help noticing on the last pic…..Albi took this of his shirt…….in the backgroung he’s got Everton salt and peper?

Is This For Real?
November 21, 2007, 12:05 am
Filed under: FUNNY

In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?
Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick??)
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than “going blind!”)
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden
for virgins to marry.
(Let’s just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband’s illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England – but only in tropical fish store.
(But of course!)
In Cali , Colombia , a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception:
Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only “in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.”
(Is this a great country or what? Well . . . not as great as Guam !)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for this stuff?)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of . ?)
(Did the government pay for this research??)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, geez.)
An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish don’t have brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)
And, the best for last

Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)

November 19, 2007, 12:31 am
Filed under: Games

Dudes,i’ve got a bit side tracked latley,i started on this game and ….you know…..I’m loving it,graphics are a bit b&w but as the video says it does capture the original feeling of the first 1,if you never played tomb raider this will mean nothing to you,if your going for this as your first tomb raider you’ll be back tracking for the others,have fun………

Who’s The Drivers Who……..
November 10, 2007, 4:48 am
Filed under: FUNNY | Tags:

1: Reversed his brand new tx4 into a lamppost causing hundreds of pounds worth of damage?

2: Went to the doctors complaining¬† of blurred vision after a crash,wouldn’t let the nurse put a probe in his eye and when she went to have a word with the doctor about him he did the offskies without saying goodbye?

3: Got his teeth done and gone from nicotine brown to pearly white?

4: Went into the office clutching the deaths page from the Liverpool echo saying here’s the proof i cant pay my settle coz a close member of my family died,when it was pointed out it wasn’t the same surname as his he insisted it was his brother in-law?

5: lost everything through his gambling addiction?

6: Got caught by his wife coming home early wearing her underwear?

Loser’s Phone
November 10, 2007, 4:25 am
Filed under: Uncategorized

A loser who was off his Barnett got in my cab,i would have knocked him back but a gang of hoodys on bmx’s had happy slapped him a few time’s and he was only going local,so i felt sorry for him,next thing he’s moaning about the fare and saying he’s got no money,he never got back to me so i smashed his phone up!¬†