Sefton Taxis


Closing Down
December 31, 2007, 3:54 am
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Getting pissed off due to lack of intrest and thinking of closing this blog?

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Dont Drink And Drive…
December 22, 2007, 4:34 am
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Tonight i got stopped on Southport Road by a police check,they were looking for drunk drivers,witch i don’t mind,and was quite happy to co-operate with them and they were very pleasant about it……..which moves me on to tell a story about a certain driver who ….lets say likes to smoke a bit of pot…….and i have nothing against pot smokers,some of my good friends smoke pot………..when they get home and it helps them to unwind…….but this guy smokes pot all the time,and unless you saw him smoking it you wouldn’t know coz he’s that used to it,anyway he was in his cab on the strand having a spliff when a policeman walked past with a briefcase in his hand (just came out of court) gets a whiff,puts his briefcase on the bonnet of the cab,says to the driver “get out the cab” handcuffs him and radios in for a car,the police car takes him away while other police search his cab and find a large bag of substance????so his cab gets impounded ……………..so people were phoning around to  see how bad this could be,and i’ve heard that the old drink and drive law is now “driving under the influence of drink or drugs” and….its bad if your caught driving,but if your caught driving a public hire cab its twice as bad,and also the size of the stash they found in his cab could be said he was a dealer?………….it’s not looking good for the guy,i hope he has his kids presents in hand?



HOW HARDFACED IS THIS
December 19, 2007, 2:19 am
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I got a job off the Cat and Fiddle,a young couple and an older guy,first drop off ,they give him some money,end up St Johns Rd,Waterloo,7.75 on the meter,then unbelievable to me the guy says”will you take 7 pound “thinking i’m hearing things i say “WHAT’ he tells me the same,so i have to say,”listen mate its 7.75 on the meter and thats what i want”so then he has another brainwave,”i’ll give ye 7.50″…….giving the time this is taking……i say”give me the 7.50 and get the fuck out my cab and i’ll never stop for you again.(and i’ll warn the lads not to stop for him)



How not to get in my cab!
December 16, 2007, 4:32 am
Filed under: FUNNY

I approached Christ Church island last night when a drunk walked in front of my cab and being polite i didnt knock him over,but he stopped dead,not letting me move,then he had the brainwave that he had to move out the way to get in my cab, so he walked round and i drove off without him…….you cant bully your way into a cab?



Dirty Santa
December 15, 2007, 3:45 am
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Merry Xmas From Liverpool
December 15, 2007, 3:42 am
Filed under: FUNNY

 Here’s my xmas card for yous,print it out and say it was off me!

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Another Bootle Head
December 12, 2007, 1:50 am
Filed under: FUNNY, loser, Taxi

I took a flag last night,only coz the jobs been so bad,any other time i’d drive past this loser,he said “Eaton avenue mate”……………..we have 2 Eaton Avenue’s……….1 in Bootle and the other in Litherland…..so i go for the “Litherland one yo want mate”……..”yerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr” so i start driving down Stanley Road………..half way their he says”hey mate,any chance of coming back on Friday for the money” coz he never said that when he got in i say “NO” so he says no more……….so i ask”havent you got any money””not at the moment”…………….so i pull over and say “get out”……………………………

What goes on in these people’s head’s?