Sefton Taxis


METRO CRACK SQUAD(CRACK HEADS)
February 27, 2008, 2:53 am
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This is the gods honest truth,although you may think it’s a bit far fethced,a guy broke into a taxi garage and stole a Liverpool taxi and a sefton taxi,swapped plates(licence numbers) and went on to have petrol stations off,taking oil drums with him he was taking them for 50 quid at a time,whenhe went home he parked the first cab in Roby St,so the police were a little bit busy and werent arsed about coming out so …..METRO’S  CRACK TEAM steped in,15 minit shifts in Roby St,till the hackney police turn out,although they have no policing powers to stop a cab they can ask to see his taxi licence while stopped,so the guy get in the cab and drives away(the police have said that theirs nothing they can do unless they catch him in the cab)and then they ask if theirs anyone handy to escort the sefton hackney police incase it gets ugly,then only Davey smackhead offers,and they cahse the guy down queens drive to Huyten………………………..where they lose him…………………..

Next day,Garage by the whitehouse says a taxi did a runner same plate number different cab,Davey smackhead heads on down to Roby St see’s the cab their,asks if anyone wants to watch his back  while  he takes a tyre  out!so all the would be  spy’s  black their face’s  out(only about 20 cabs in Roby St,that didn’t look odd)  and puncture 2  tyres  with an electrical screwdriver from poundstrecher which made no difference at all……in the mean time someone saw a police car and told him the biz,the police radioed through,saw it was a stolen cab and got it towed away .

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CHAIN MAIL
February 23, 2008, 3:48 am
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Dont you just hate chain mail,who thinks this crap up?do people really think good things will happen to them if they pass it on?or bad things if they dont,i’ve recently  got the first ever chain mail that made any sence  and made me laugh so i hope you’s like it and forward it to everyone!

FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO TEN PEOPLE………

AND YOU WILL GET……

F**K ALL……

THAT’S RIGHT,F**K ALL.

YOU WONT GET GOOD LUCK OR A NICE SURPRISE,JUST F**K ALL…….

IT’S TRUE…….

IT WORKS………..

I SENT IT ON AND I GOT F**K ALL……

DONT BREAK THE CHAIN……….



Drink And Drive
February 23, 2008, 3:37 am
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A certin taxi driver,when he goes out for a drink,takes his cab with him and drives home drunk,one of his friends pointed out to me that he’s done this for years………………..but thats not the point………………..what if……………….he ran someone over……………..worse  still………..killed someone……………..could be even someone  we know………………and we sit back  and do nothing…………….then arnt  we as bad  for doing  nothing about it?silverallure.jpg



Well Hard
February 21, 2008, 1:55 am
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I got a flag on South Road on Friday a  young couple  in their early 20’s,but the guy started to tell the girl what happened last week …………and it sounded  a little bit far fetched to me…

His story went……..Last week,two bouncers were  picking on our kid so i said to em “hey dont  you pick on im,he’s my baby brother,i want to pick on anyone pick on me” so th doormen said” ok,your gettin it lad” so i went bang bang,bang bang,both were on the floor,so another fat c**t ran at me so,bang bang,he was out cold then a big gorilla walked towards me and i said to him”dont you start,this has nothing to do with you and i’ll knock you out in 5 seconds,dont you think i can knock you out in 5 seconds?”so the doorman said “no” and started counting “1…..2…..3……..4…….5″bang bang i sparked him out as well and as i was walking away i heard someone say “he hasn’t half got a good dig on him for a skinny c**t”.

He asked to stop at a garage so while he was getting served i had to ask the girl”how many bouncers did he knock out”.



Getting On The Net.
February 19, 2008, 3:30 am
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To get Sky Broadband you need a B.T. phone line,bt said get a date when your getting your phone and call us back,so we wanted to keep our old phone number bt said the 6th,so sky said 7th pm,then the trouble started,we didn’t know you had to give virgin 30 days notice to cut off the old phone,tv and broadband so they rejected us keeping our old number,so i had to get back in touch with bt and ask if the engineer could still come out and give us a different number,they said no,we’d have to cancel our order and reapply,so the best they could offer was the 7th am,so we accepted that although it was cutting it fine,a couple of days before it was due i get a call on my mobile from bt,an Indian guy who’s  English was terrible  and he told me my bt installation was cancelled so i tell him  i  know,but its rescheduled for the 7th so the conversation never really went anywhere so i had to ask him if there was anyone else their who could talk good English,he put me through to an Indian woman who’s english was slightly better and what they were trying to tell me was it was cancelled again and was coming on the 7th pm,so i tell them that was no good as sky was coming 7th pm and we needed a bt line for that,”we’ll call you backin 10 mins” they called me back and said it was now 7th am.(back to were we started from)so 7th i head down to the house,check the mail box…a letter off bt….saying….as agreed an engineer will be out 7th Feb………………..PM……………….so i had to jump back in the car to our old house phone bt and got nowhere fast with another Indian who said that if pm was no good i’d have to cancel and reapply………………i went back to the new house and took the chance that they still might come,but sky came first then bt half an hour later so it was ok……………………..after it was done i asked the sky man about our broadband,nothing to do with me he says,so i phone sky up they apologised and said they’d send one out and it’ll take about 5 days then up to 15 days to activate it…………………….but it only took 5……………………and i’m back at last……………



IM BACK
February 18, 2008, 9:09 am
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Just got back on the net this morning so i’ll speek to ye’s tonight,missed ye’s all.



I’ll Be Back (again)
February 6, 2008, 1:50 am
Filed under: Life

I’m moving house house at the weekend,Sky and bt are getting installed at the new house Thursday,so i’m going to have to dismantle my desk and pc and transport it tomorrow,good news is,theirs an unlocked wireless network local so were not internetless,done a scan with my other pc that’s in the new property and there was no local wireless networks (i’m tyring to brag,my other pc is 5 years old,even this one needs updating) when i tell ppl i’m getting sky broadband i’m getting some terrible feedback’s so please give me some positive ones if you’ve used it….please………..

I had to take 1 of our cats,Felix to the vets to get put to sleep,this must have been one of the most disturbing things i’ve ever done in my life ,i’m not really a cat lover,but we got both cats as pets for our kids and as you’s now our kids are young adults now,so felix was 14 years old,and had a thyroid problem,so our Cath went with me the vets and i was ok till i went into the vets room and he got all the details about him on screen and he ask me how things were going,and i had to tell him “he’s shutting down”,he gave him a check over and asked if we’d like to stay with him as he injected him but we both said no,i know you’s might be thinking i’m stupid and it was only a cat,but it was part of our family for 14 years and it earned his keep,before we got him we had mice in the house,not a single one when we got him,we still have another cat (with a medical issue) and hes nearly the same age 14ish,so after he’s gone i dont want any more pets,god they break your heart when they die.