Sefton Taxis

Burning Car
March 25, 2008, 1:58 am
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This is something i havent seen for years,i was a car on fire in Hornby Boulavard,i took the first photo and it was a bit dirstant so i got a bit closer for the second,the third photo a tyre exploded and i nearly had an accident in my trousers.


March 23, 2008, 1:00 pm
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Little bastards threw a brick trough my window last night, i was driving down Linacre Lane past the cemo when i heard a bang looked round and their was glass everywhere,a few of us went into the cemo to look for them but they were well gone.

Being scousers,as we we were walking around the cemo looking for the little shits,Paul statrs to say “i went to school their,St Georges,Geof Ready was in my year (another driver)” so joking i say ” i hope you bullied him and took his dinner money off him” so he says “nar,but i used to bully Keith Chegwin and take his chewits off him everyday”………What can you say to that ….pure class….

Greenpeace Ad
March 22, 2008, 3:41 am
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Phil sent me this i had to publish it,pure quality,lol.

Unwanted Dog
March 20, 2008, 1:10 am
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Someone put this up on our office notice board,the chances of any takers are quite slim,a big dog like this you come home from work, and it’s sitting on your couch so you crack it round the head to get it off and then it savages you….didnt think so ……


Exhaust Trouble
March 15, 2008, 4:05 am
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I had a bit of exhauste trouble the pipe came out of the middle box,wwasent half noisey but being a Friday night i had to get on with it,if it was midweek i’d of parked it up.(click on picks to enlarge)

My First Time……..
March 10, 2008, 12:20 am
Filed under: Life

I’ve heard of this happen before but this is the first time it’s happened to me,picked a couple up(had them b4) at the Pacific and they went to Harris Drive,3.75 on the meter so the girl gives me a ten pound note,the starts saying i can give you the odd’s so she then gives me 80 pence and says your getting a 5 p tip,i give her the change 7 pound and they still sit their…… eventually she says”i gave you a twenty pound note their” so looking down by my gear stick were i left the note she gave me was a ten pound note,so i say”you never,you gave me a ten pound note and here it is my (showing them the note)….so it goes on and on and on…..dont be trying that on……i’ll call the police….i only had a 20………… when something like this happens it takes you back a bit and you dont think clear so i was thinking maybee…..the ten pound note by my gearstick was what i took out my wallet to give her as change……but… my wallet out and i didnt even have a 20 pound note….then even they guy says “it was a 20 mate i saw her hand you it” i say “well you must be mistaken then mate coz i havent even got a 20 pound note”……so it was still going on and on when i eventually lost my rag and started shouting”LISTEN,PHONE THE POLICE,PHONE WHO THE FUCK YOU WANT…..I HAVENT GOT A FUCKING 20 POUND NOTE”this seemed to sink in but didnt convince them,they got out and called me some terrible names (lucky i’m not easily offended lol) but as from now i’m going to put every note i take on the dashboard and say what it is as i take it off them.

March 9, 2008, 11:40 pm
Filed under: FUNNY, Uncategorized

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Many females use a date rape drug on the market called ‘Beer.’

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large ‘kegs’. Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that ‘something bad’ occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life’s savings, in a familiar scam known as ‘a relationship.’

In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as ‘marriage.’ Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.

If you fall victim to this ‘Beer’ scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up Golf Courses’ in the phone book.

For a video to see how beer works click here: Beer Demo