Sefton Taxis


Taxi Ads
June 27, 2008, 2:11 am
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A local drug dealer asked me how mutch i got paid  for theise ads,telling him i didnt know he said “you better watch youself round here with that on your cab”

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The Daisy Riots!
June 25, 2008, 2:00 am
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This is one of our Caths mates bands,i think they are quality,love em.



FREE BADGE (taxi licence)
June 21, 2008, 3:42 am
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WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO GET YOU CABBIES TO JOIN US ON OUR DAY OUT TO SOUTHPORT.

A FREE HACKNEY BADGE MAYBE

COME WITH US AND YOUR NAME AND BADGE NUMBER WILL BE TAKEN ON THE DAY AND WHEN YOU RENEW YOUR BADGE IT WILL BE FREE OF CHARGE, YES THATS RIGHT YOU WONT HAVE TO PAY FOR IT.

FOR ALL YOU CABBIES THAT DONT WANT TO DRESS YOUR CAB UP BECAUSE YOUR NOW DRIVING A NEW ONE, DONT PANIC WE WOULD RATHER HAVE YOU THERE WITH A BALDY CAB THAN NOT THERE AT ALL.

FOR ALL YOU CABBIES THAT SAY “NO THEY WONT NEED ME THEY ALWAYS END UP WITH ENOUGH CABS”, WE ALWAYS NEED CABS, ALWAYS.

BY THE WAY YOU WILL NOT BE LEFT WITH A CHILD OR CHILDREN TO MIND, EACH CHILD HAS THEIR OWN CARER, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS DRIVE THERE AND BACK, IN A CONVOY OF TAXIS, EAT THE FREE FOOD ON OFFER, GO PLAY ON THE RIDES ALL DAY IF YOU WANT, AND JUST BE HAPPY FOR THE DAY.

COME ON COME WITH US.

EVEN IF YOUR SEFTON OR KNOWSLEY YOU CAN NOW COME WITH US IF YOU WANT CHECK OUT OUR WEBSITE FOR MORE DETAILS www.blindchildrensouting.tk AND FOR CONTACT DETAILS.

WE LEAVE FROM THE ROYAL SCHOOL FOR THE BLIND IN CHURCH ROAD IN WAVERTREE ABOUT 11AM BUT IF YOUR COMING GET THERE BY ABOUT 9AM PLEASE, THE EARLIER THE BETTER FOR THE TEAS, COFFEES, AND THINGS.



Euro 2008
June 20, 2008, 1:15 am
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Whats wrong with this shirt



June 18, 2008, 12:39 am
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Only great minds can read this

This is weird, but interesting!

Fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too

Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed tihs forwrad it

I read this better than what would be the proper way!



TUI BEER
June 16, 2008, 12:19 am
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This is an add for a New Zealand beer,i’ve got to taste this b4 i die lol.



June 14, 2008, 2:28 am
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MY LIVING WILL

Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, ‘I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.’

She got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my beer.

She’s such a bitch…..

(thanx to gpw for that)