Sefton Taxis


What Happened To The Grid?
May 27, 2008, 1:44 am
Filed under: FUNNY, Uncategorized

It goes like this,went out with the mrs got hammered and fell over and thats it,Phil kindly announced over the air that i got a crack off the mrs and other drivers have said likely story ive been cracked……which i can understand coz i am a mouthpiece and get worse with ale but its only a bit of a graze so i’ll be back to my former handsome self soon,(p.s. it wasent good working Saturday my glasses were sticking to the scab ewwwwwwwwww)



Has Little Billy Had Cosmetic Surgery ?
April 9, 2008, 11:59 pm
Filed under: FUNNY, Uncategorized

I dont know if this is a wind up but it’s funny though,little Bill came back from his holls with 2 black eye’s but i had a phone call saying he’d been under the knife to have his bags removed lol.

UPDATE

I’ve since found this could be the truth as he wears ladies clothing around the house.(photographic proof,the camera doest lie)



CAT FALLS 80FT AND SURVIVES?
April 9, 2008, 12:38 am
Filed under: FUNNY

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GENTLEMEN BEWARE…..BEER
March 9, 2008, 11:40 pm
Filed under: FUNNY, Uncategorized

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Many females use a date rape drug on the market called ‘Beer.’

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large ‘kegs’. Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that ‘something bad’ occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life’s savings, in a familiar scam known as ‘a relationship.’

In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as ‘marriage.’ Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.

If you fall victim to this ‘Beer’ scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up Golf Courses’ in the phone book.

For a video to see how beer works click here: Beer Demo



This Isnt Clever
January 28, 2008, 3:08 am
Filed under: FUNNY, Uncategorized

gpw sent me this pic called “how to spot an idiot” i cant stop cringing at this pic,surley it has to be a fake,nowone would be that stupid as to float a junction box on a pair of flip flops?tit1.jpg



TOLD YE MY KIDS WERE FUNNY
January 23, 2008, 3:10 am
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cake.jpgThis is one of our Tracys artworks for collage,kinda makes you think what they teach kids these days?



Only In Liverpool
January 10, 2008, 2:33 am
Filed under: FUNNY

I was outside Weatherspoons talking to Owen when he said “look at him Gaz,he’s got a plate in his hand” and the guy was standing outside the pub with a dinner plate in his hand……then…..he only gets in my cab…………………so the lad says “ye know what mate,2 quid they charge for a plate of chips and ye only get about 30 pence worth” so i say “goway,thats not good is it?” “it’s not is it,so i robbed the plate” so i have to say to him “i wouldent invite you round to ours for tea,i’d have to count the cutlery after you’d gone” looking in my mirror as i said it,i saw a big smile appear on his face as he reached into his pocket and pulled out a knife and fork “they were the first thing i robbed”……………. This country is going to the dogs!LOL.