Sefton Taxis


Ringo Star(thats a real rock star name)
January 21, 2008, 11:25 pm
Filed under: loser, Music, Uncategorized

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He came home to”Liverpool” the place where he grew up,lived,loved the people around him?He wears sunglasses indoors. He’s now trying to promote his new album,and new single……called LIVERPOOL 8……and a verse says “Liverpool i left you but i never let you down” he went on the Johnerethon Ross show and admitted he’d never like to move back to Liverpool,…….Well Mr Rock star “RINGO” you never let Liverpool down” …………”You let me down,big time,and everyone else from Liverpool ,you’re not a musician,your a drummer,you can train a monkey to do that!Keep doing your peace sign and keep dying your grey hair brown,your musics shit,so do us a big favour and retire from the music biz and dont come back to Liverpool .(your as about welcome as a fart in a lift)

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Jordan And Peter…A Whole New World?
January 6, 2008, 5:51 pm
Filed under: FUNNY, loser, Uncategorized

And you’s thought Jordan was just an over inflated slapper listen to the stupid bitch sing,multi talented or what?

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Another Bootle Head
December 12, 2007, 1:50 am
Filed under: FUNNY, loser, Taxi

I took a flag last night,only coz the jobs been so bad,any other time i’d drive past this loser,he said “Eaton avenue mate”……………..we have 2 Eaton Avenue’s……….1 in Bootle and the other in Litherland…..so i go for the “Litherland one yo want mate”……..”yerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr” so i start driving down Stanley Road………..half way their he says”hey mate,any chance of coming back on Friday for the money” coz he never said that when he got in i say “NO” so he says no more……….so i ask”havent you got any money””not at the moment”…………….so i pull over and say “get out”……………………………

What goes on in these people’s head’s?



Guna Strike Again
December 7, 2007, 9:45 pm
Filed under: loser, Taxi, Uncategorized

fordfocus2007_thumbnail.jpgOur serial bullshitter couldn’t resist himself when he heard Marc off Metro 5 was looking for a car for his son,so when he sees Mark he took off with the crap,”you don’t know anyone who’s after a car do ye” Marc unaware he knew says,”just so happens i’m looking for a car for my son,what have you got?” so he goes on”its an 04 focus,30,000 miles,my wants a quick sale 1,500 pound needs the money for Xmas” Marc’s now thinking,this is my lucky day,”when can i see it Guna””anytime it’s in my ma’s driveway Scargreen Av” “i live round the corner i’ll bring my lad round tonight” .So Marc goes round to Guna’s Ma’s house and woe and behold there’s no car their,so he gets on the phone to Guna”,Guna were outside your Ma’s house and there’s no car here”so he tries to lie his way out out it saying his hate may of took it back and all that,so Marc Say’s “listen Guna,we haven’t got the time to be messed around,if your bullshitting us let us know now and we’ll just forget about it o.k.”so Guna says”er,ye,o.k. i was bullshitting ye””and you realise you have got a problem don’t ye Guna””er ye,sorry”.

What goes on in his head?i’ve joked before that he had a nice uncle that used to mess around with him,now i’m thinking something has gone wrong?



Baldy Fred
November 28, 2007, 1:58 am
Filed under: FUNNY, Lookalike, loser, Taxi, Uncategorized

Will someone please buy this guys cab and plate,im sick to death of hearing the crap that comes out his mouth?baldy.jpg

The jobs on it’s arse,and he’s talking about getting a rise?beyond belief?baldy%20fred1.jpg